The Lore Keeper Pin Badge
It’s a pin. What do you want here, a poetic description of the rare metals that we infused with the symbolism of my soul into a wearable 2.5cm wide icon. Come on now it’s a PIN!
It’s nice, it supports the channel. You get it.
... For what it’s worth I’m definitely going to be getting one.
I mean I get them for free, but that’s because I made them, but if I get one you’d look a little silly without one.
Okay maybe not silly but I’d be thinking “huh they're not wearing my pin” and my estimation of you might go down.
Not by much of course.
You understand.
Look this is feeling awkward now, I’m worried you’re upset about me thinking less of you, I might have been over exaggerating.
Truly I think the best thing now, for both of us if you just get the pin.
If you can't come up with at least 1 application for a pin badge like this in your life then I don't know what to say, try googling it?
If nothing else you’ll have a pin you really like and you’ll support what I do best.
Making pins.
Are you gone?
No still reading huh.
All the other Lore Keepers have gone through the checkout already so now it's just you and me I guess.
Do you not know where to go, you click add to basket up above, and then click the basket in the top right corner.
OH you were expecting it to say "Cart" no that's more of an American thing. If I had it my way it would say "Add to Trolly" but for some reason that doesn't resonate with buyers.
Anyway, why are you still here?
Do you want a discount or something?
There might be a sale one day but I can't promise this ever-desirable pin will still be in stock.
Okay look here is the deal; get the pin, tag me in a tweet or an instagram of you with the pin I'll send you a discount code for 1% off all items in the store? Deal?
Fine 3% for the 3 minutes it took you to read this but I'll go no higher. I CANNOT be moved!
FINE 5% off your next order and there is no time limit on it so well done you haggled me up.
Here is another button to add a pin to cart as you've scrolled away from the other one.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?!
No you can't have multiple discounts for multiple pins. I'm very grateful but this store just closed and I have a wife and kids to get home to.
Okay I know that you know I don't have a wife and kids but perhaps I would if more people bought my pins.
Though really our cat is our son, here is a picture of my boy Ganon.
Beautiful though isn't he.
Right make sure to pick up a poster on your way out. Your support to Phoebe, Gannon and me is always very much appreciated.